100% daily allowance of calcium and religion
In december we got new vitamins: Princess vitamins, because you can’t buy anything anymore without a princess on it. But the girls were convinced they looked more like nativity set pieces. There’s a jesus, mary, joseph, and wise men (I’m not sure what they’re supposed to be, some princess or another).
This morning they came in all excited because they pulled vitamins and happened to get a mary, a joseph, and a jesus. They could make a manger scene. And then eat it.
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There’s nothing quite like an edible religious figure. Maybe we can market giant chocolate Jesuses for Easter instead of bunnies? Now I want to know which one is which.
p.s. – They were on sale and they also don’t contain any calcium. I’m sorry…you know I can’t help myself!